Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes?

Because two wongs don't make a white!

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Juan on Juan.

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.