Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.