Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

What do the Chinese call their spies?

Secret Asians.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).