Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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So they can do math

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!