Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ?

Argo down the shops ! Kn

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates