Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

Why don't terrorists shop at Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist