Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.