Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

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How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!