Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.