A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.
Because his *degree* didn't work!
A:A refund.
He answered: "Iran"
Samurais?
He didn't want any glaze in the military
Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.
HysterISIS
They just work it out with a pencil!
Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!
Derivatives
They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.
Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!
Camel can go days without drinking!