Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

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Centre Jokes More Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why does my son deserve some Reddit Gold?

Because he's Autistic.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.