Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

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What do you do on a remote island?

Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

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Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.