Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?

No comment.

Centre Jokes More Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.