Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

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What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

Whore Jokes More Whore Jokes

Whores?

Derivatives

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!