Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

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Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

What for?

Because he deserved it, that's what for!"

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the football player go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Why do Arabs only buy Chevy Trucks?

Because they're like Iraq.