What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

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What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy