Guardian Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Not getting hard.

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The guardians of the galaxy!

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Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

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A Militia Etheridge

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Guardians of the galaxy

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*