Guardian Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

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They turn out the lights.

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Ask the oldest one to speak first.

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A) Rabbyte!

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.