Guardian Jokes

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

Security Guard Jokes More Security Guard Jokes

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What we are?

We are security guards Peter!

Samsung Store Jokes More Samsung Store Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.