Guardian Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What's a zergling's favourite newspaper?

The Guardian.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

You might also enjoy:

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?

A tumblr.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Security Jokes More Security Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

Firefighter Jokes More Firefighter Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.