What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself