What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!