What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What do you call a zombie Storm Trooper?

An Imperial Walker

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.