What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?

None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.

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How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What do you call a dizzy Asian?

Disoriented.