Disorient Jokes

What do you call a dizzy Asian?

Disoriented.

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What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

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