Chinese Man Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

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What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?

Phil Ming

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?

Hi Ping

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What was the cannibal's favorite part about the Vegetarian dish?

The Vegetarian

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Tooth Hurty Jokes More Tooth Hurty Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time?

Tooth Hurty

Floss Jokes More Floss Jokes

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Where does lonely soup go?

To a brothel.

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

Pet Cat Jokes More Pet Cat Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted