Chinese Man Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

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What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?

Phil Ming

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?

Hi Ping

What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction?

Wong Wei

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP

China Jokes More China Jokes

What sound does a doorbell make in China?

ping pong.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the Difference Between Guts and Balls?

Guts is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk meeting your wife at the door with a broom in her hand and asking her if she's still cleaning the house or going out for a ride. Balls is coming home late from the bar, drunk as a skunk with lipstick all over your face and the scent of women's perfume all over you, meeting your wife at the door and stating, "You're next, chubby."

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.