Nothing. They're both crustacians.
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Its his name.
lay floss over their eyes
Oven mitts.
Press pray.
Starving.
Just China be funny.
To get laid.
A clothes hanger.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
A vegetarian.
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Taiwon Shou.
Tooth hurty
Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!
Phil Ming
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
Li Ning
I dunno, ask the Kids.
He was shot in the face.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Hi Ping
Wong Wei
I can't bereave it!
No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*
Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.
Because black people make "Wong" decisions!
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
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You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!
Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .
Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
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Aw shucks!
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.
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I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
