Nothing. They're both crustacians.
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Its his name.
lay floss over their eyes
Oven mitts.
Press pray.
Starving.
Just China be funny.
To get laid.
A clothes hanger.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
A vegetarian.
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Taiwon Shou.
Tooth hurty
Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!
Phil Ming
The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.
Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented
Li Ning
I dunno, ask the Kids.
He was shot in the face.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
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Wong Wei
I can't bereave it!
No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*
She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
A slanted-iPhone
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
I didn't know you could yodel!
Because they were both too Shellfish.
Because he was shellfish.
They get crabby! Badum tsss.
Because they were Wright.
An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high
All of them are adopted
What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG
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