What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

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What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

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They both get toe food

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.