Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?

Invite an accountant.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Why does it have to be a white Christmas?

BlackChristmasMatters

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

Charlie Sheen Jokes More Charlie Sheen Jokes

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.