Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common?

They all know how to get black men off.

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What did the bad rapper get for Christmas?

J Coal

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!