Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

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What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

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Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.