What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.