What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What do you call an adopted ghost?

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.