Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy