Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.