Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted