Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D