What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Who drives?

The police officer