What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

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What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was .

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.