What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mom?

Your mom is funny.

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

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What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"