What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D