What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood