What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood