What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

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How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.