What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

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Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.