What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!