What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

A: They have to pull their own pants down.

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Why couldn't Kim Kardashian see Caitlyn Jenner?

Because she was trans-parent.

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.