What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

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What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.