What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

How does a black girl know she's pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon the cotton is already picked

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Method Jokes More Method Jokes

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Contraception Jokes More Contraception Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.