What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Why Three?

Husband: It's for you and your parents.

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What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Method Jokes More Method Jokes

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

Contraception Jokes More Contraception Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!