What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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He couldn't pull out of the chicken

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Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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Transparence!

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Moo-thai.

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Oz Moses.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!