What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.