What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

Shellfish Jokes More Shellfish Jokes

How do shellfish get high?

At a clam bake

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!