What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

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What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple !