What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)