What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.