What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!