What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ?

The shoe has a sole

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom