Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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Why have no melons ever gotten married in Vegas?

Because they can't elope!

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What do you call an ungulate with low self-esteem?

A cantelope.