Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.