Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.