Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What's Romeo and Juliette's least favorite fruit?

cantelope