Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry?

A cantelope