How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do you call a mentally impaired French Man that cant say no?

A Oui-Tard

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!