How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

What do you get if you water a melon?

a wet melon.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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A melon

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.