How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?

Sour-Doh!

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.