How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?

Sour-Doh!