How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

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What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!