How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.