How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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Melon and Broccoli!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?

Sour-Doh!