What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What is the best use for a wet dog?

x-post from /r/MeanJokes Getting the smell of white people out of your house.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy