What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?

A phantomime !

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What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.