Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

e-erie.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.