Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!