Homer Simpson Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?

Sour-Doh!

What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.