Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?

Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.

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What do you call 75 year old John Cena?

John Cenile.

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.