Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.