Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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They can't deal with attachments.

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With zen diagrams!

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.