What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!