Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper