How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.

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Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine