How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

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Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."