How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!