How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.