How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

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How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands?

because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.