Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

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What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!