What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!