What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!