What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.