What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.