What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!