What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Previous Random Joke Next

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

How do you hide from imminent retribution?

Karmaflage!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

Small Horse Jokes More Small Horse Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

Mascarpone Jokes More Mascarpone Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!