What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

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What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan