What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

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What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!"

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.