What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

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What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.