What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What do naked fish play with ?

Bare-a-cudas !

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Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!