Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!