What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Why are all Blackberry workers so bad at basketball?

Because the always hit the RIM!

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

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Where are the Golden State Warriors from?

Chokeland.

What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.