What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

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What do you call a guy who plays the guitar unplugged?

An amputee

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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Where are the Golden State Warriors from?

Chokeland.

What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.