What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!