How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

What do you use to clear the air of stupid?

A HERPA filter

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How do cows go from one town to another?

they cowmmute.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!