How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

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A Small Medium at Large

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They use a Chopin Liszt!

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

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Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.