How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.