How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.