What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.