What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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What do you call a paper crane folded by a prositute?

Whoreigami

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.