What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

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Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

What's a spiders favorite way to learn?

A webinar.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

How do you blind fold an asian?

You put floss over their eyes!