Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

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Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.