Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

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How did Wendy die?

The baconator

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk