Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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How did the gangster die below the Empire State Building?

Someone dropped a dime on him.

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!