Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

because he had a dying light

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What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.