New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
Toyodas
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
Someone dropped a dime on him.
They all die when they turn aidy.
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!