Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack?

When you are playing Charades.

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

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What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

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What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!