Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

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I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk