New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
It had run out of lettuce
Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
ghost buzzards
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
Lawrence Elk