Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

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How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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With a crow bar.

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.