What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore