Go axe your mother."
Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
Paradise.
Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Because he plays with Pooh
A play on words.
Her mother leaves.
A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
Hit it in the face with an axe.
Slash slash backslash slash slash escape.
