Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.