Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea?

Billy Ocean

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What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.