How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get a drummer off of your porch?

pay for the pizza.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.