How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

a pizza can feed a family of four

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level