How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What did the redneck get on his SAT?

Drool.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.