What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.