What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.