What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.