What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

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What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go