What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

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What's the most important part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

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What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale