What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

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What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy