How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

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Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)