How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin