What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.