What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence