What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

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What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.