What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?

Getting a N64 now

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence